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Monday, February 25, 2019

PetGirl Sherrd Dis Wif Me

Weeeeerd results from wen a pyooter trys to mek a cat. Dont be skerrd, cher. ~WH
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Monday, July 23, 2018

BrrrrrrraaaaPPP!

Ah noes Ah hasnt posted in a wile, mes amis. Lotsa stuff been goin' on wat meks me berry noibus. Fur wun fing, dey has a goggie 'rown here. Him stays in his plays in da hows an' Ah stays in mine.
Mom brunged mai bowl to da hall where goggie cant go an' we haz a fence in da end of the hall where him no can go.

Ah dont liek him. Him was bowt mai size lass yeer. Mom brunged him is mai pet carrier--tha wun dey teks me to da vet wiff.  Now him cant fit in it but his bed is in a big cage in fambly room.

Wors fing dat happn to me was errybody wuz gone fur a wile. Gran'ma an' little girl camed to feed me an' pet mai hed. Mai mom was sick fur long tiem an went away. A few tiems PetGurl camed but mostly her was gone, too! Ah missed mai fambly!! At leest dat horribul goggie wuz not heer!


Mai Papa camed home in April. Mom comes ebbry day wiff a cover fing on her face.  Ai had Papa to maise'f  ebbry day. No goggie! Yay! But a few weeks mai mom brot silly goggie home. Him is crazy! Ah haz to show him who iz boss alla tiem. Papa duznt let him come to mai part of hows.

Wall, dat's all Ai has to say fur now.

Saturday, July 1, 2017

Puzzlemints

Wall, Ah haz ben berry bizzy, mes amis. Ah still dont liek to eat bai wher mai brofur Bob's eatin' place yoosta be but Ah DO wanna eat. Ah luvs mah food 'cuz Ah am a TROO sowt Loosyanna cat!

Mom took me bak 2 da vet. Ah dont no wut dey wuz lookin for. Ah jus kno Ah dont liek dem lookin' at ME! Ah try to tell Mom dat Ah kin walk dis way an' git arown so dont wurry. Da tesses sho no dyebeeties, no fyroid, an no FLV--nun o' dat! So dey tell Mom to do sumting else. Two deys lata, Ah bak in da carrier, bak in da car an' der iz a li'l peeple in da car. When she gone, me Mom and Mawmaw goes on a long trip across town.
Mom sez we's at LSU Vet'rinary Skool. New peepuls iz skerry to me but new peeples is wachin me an' tuchin' me.

Den Mom tookted me home.

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Doing Betta

Ah tried to git Mom to bring dry cat food to da sofa and to the bed. But she made me git off the bed et walk to da kitchen. Ah am walkin' betta--back on mah toes but Ah pertend liek Ah don't know what she meen. She pick me up off da sofa et made me go to da kitchen. So Ah has stop axing fur brefass in bed.😸
Still not goin' outside much. Went owt un tiem wiff Mom fur 5 minits et anudder tiem wiff Papa fur 5 minits.
Mom sez da vet ain't called wiff t'yrod tesses rezuts yet so she gon' call demain.

Monday, June 12, 2017

Slow Dez

Bonjour, y'all!
Ah am walkin' betta. Got up on the sofa and the bed wif Mom & Papa wiffowt no help. AIEE! Mom, she brun me sum dry foo on a nappin. Ooowee dat tess so gud!
Me & Mom went owtside fah 5 meenoots! Dats awl Ah cud tek, chers. Gotta sev mah enjee fur dinnatime & breffasstiem. What choo know? Heh heh.
Rat nah, Ah stays lotta time unna de footaw in da back bedroom where it dawk & quiet. Ah comes owt fur food and spendin' a couple hours wiff Papa in daytiem & Mom at nightime.
Ah haz no brofur fur tellin' me wat to do. Ah misses mah brofur Bob. Ah knowd he was hurtin' but still, Ah wishes he cudda stayed aron fur a little mo tiem.
Wall, Ah needs anudder nap befo Ah git Papa up fur sum dry food.
Talk to y'all lata, mes amis.
~WHM